Tuesday, March 10, 2015

AWKWARDNESS IS REAL

Hey there everyone,

How's it going? Hope well :)
Today I wanted to expose myself a little bit talking about something that happened a while ago but still makes me giggle.
It's about my first awkward boyfriend experience (whoa, getting deeper!). But, first things first, I must warn you that he was my first boyfriend, so I wasn't (I am not) an expert in relationships and stuff, beside my relationship with my bed it's really intense eheh
We were in his family shop, in a little room where we could hear if someone was coming in the shop. Since he lives in a loft really close to the shop, he used to wear sweatpants to work, even when I was passing there. I know, I know, "who cares about what he was wearing?! Where's the embarassing shit" we'll get there, I promise.
So, back to the story, we where kissing each other in a really passionate way (I guess) and he decides to make me sit on a table to "a better experience" and i thought "hey, whatever, just let me sit, I'm tired". We kept kissing for a while, but then, suddenly, he stops and asks me: << Is that some new sexy way to remove my pants?>> <<Why?>> I reply, thinking that he must be a freak. <<Well, your legs are pulling my pants off...>> he says. I laugh. Not like an histerical laugh or an embarassed laugh. Much more like a STOMACH LAUGH. I couldn't help it, it was way too funny that he thought for a second that I was some kind of sexy girl trying to do dirty stuff. I was not (and I think I'm not yet) and the situation was so weird that, c'mon, it could not happen there ON THE BACK SIDE OF HIS FAMILY SHOP.  I apologize myself for that and kept kissing, but I was still thinking about what happened that I cracked up laughing again again. I don't remember what happened after that, it might be that I came up with an excuse to go home so I could laugh without forcing myself to stop or something like that.

I hope this little story made you laugh a little bit. Please comment below some of your most awkward experiences, I would love to read them :)

Byee

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